#noëmi answers

[january-glooms]

i know most people call him shua as a nickname but i always think of him as josh. to me his full name is josh hong lmao

i always think abt how he told everyone to call him that and then no one did except for vernon

[january-glooms]

Hi estrelleta ✨👋

First thing I think of then I think of you... Okay I got 2. It used to be gwemj & bones bc it's what we bonded over but now it's the time we sat on the concrete by the sea/docks/boardwalk (idk the word for it but ykwim) and talked bc it was lovely and it's a precious memory of mine.

Love you and hope you're having a good day 🍀

hi sweets!!!!! i love you too and hope you're doing oki

and awwww i love that, it's one of my favorite memories too

also the bridge and the stories 😌😌 but yeah when we sat down is definitely my most favorite. it was so nice

[january-glooms]

my phone background is currently set to a photo of vernon and my dad saw it and went “who the fuck is that?” and i said “vernon.” and then not even 30 seconds later he said we were going to hooters for dinner

please that's hilarious and so on brand for vernon, my background was shua for a bit but i never really got questions abt it lmao

[january-glooms]

I feel like this is a group chat type of conversation or sleepover gossip I love it so much haha

you could always join riri and me in discord >:)

[january-glooms]

But mimi, you haven't even gotten to the can of worms, you can't avoid it forever

right...where were we again? *checks notes*

ah yes, raaf coming back and no one is telling him shit abt the person he liked going around to be fuck buddies with another coworker until i, the person who does not work there spills the beans bc i feel like im keeping a secret from my friend. my very good friend, who always take care of me in any way he can btw

anyways he asked me how i was doing and i so eloquently replied "fine" and he does not believe me whenever i say that, according to him that means im actually dying and theres a fire that needs to be put out...which is fair, not that ill ever admit that to him

so obviously he doesnt buy that and this exchange happens

me: well id be alot better if the hardware store ppl minus you wouldn't be fucking up my mood like this

him: even roni?

me: i said everyone but you, didnt i?

him: whatd they do?

me: well... [spills beans]

him: [upset]

[january-glooms]

Okay that was alot to unpack so, You and Rey are twins (by choice) but you live with her ex? That's interesting, Lmao yall reallyyyy don't like your exes huh? But if you don't like your exes or eachothers exes then how are you living with Roni? Does Rey also hate your ex ?

yeah rey and i are twins by choice aka we found out we were born four days apart and are terrifyingly similar. so now we go by the terrible two, the evil twins, the chaos agents...pick your poison

uh thats a can of worms i cannot go into, but i don't like my ex bc she isolated me from everyone i knew

as for me living with roni, well roni was my best friend before they and rey got together and uh honestly idk how much of the rest i should say so imma just leave it at that

riri?

[january-glooms]

psa: never get back in contact with your ex, especially if your twin tells you not to

damn right

[january-glooms]

see ok melody but andreas doesn't like me bc he met roni before he knew of my existence and that was not entirely shortly after we broke up and also i did reappear for a hot minute in roni's life but thats a very very long story

we love raaf tho we are team raaf

raaf is the bestest, he's always been and will always be

but yeah...let it be known that i advised against re-establishing contact with the ex btw!! as for andreas, well you saw my opinion

[january-glooms]

nonononoononono you can't just get rid of the nuance ugh mimi where is your inner humanities child

dead, my mother killed them. just kidding, they're with you >:)

[january-glooms]

Okay so Roni is your friend and person you live with and Rey is your friend but long distance? and Raaf is your bf and Andreas is the fwb and job is the new person i dont know anything abt yet, got it, Do any of the irl people know the online people, like are Roni and Rey friends? Raaf and Rey? etc?

lmao @smallkindofdisaster you wanna take this one?

[january-glooms]

Oh dude your name is artemis on discord??? That's dope, my name on discord is legit just my name💀 Boring, lmao but that's hilarious pls canon event

yeah, rey's is apollo but my nickname for them on discord...well you saw it

before artemis and apollo we were my melody and kuromi

yeah i realize

[january-glooms]

see ok the whole job thing was a whole ass just whirlwind considering my ✨history✨ so only you can explain all that nonsense

:((( but riri, its so long and convoluted like sure i could keep it short and to the point and say that job and roni started fucking around in those 2 weeks where raaf was gone, but then where has all nuance gone??? down the drain that's where

how is melody supposed to understand that job is literally the worst person to start any type of relationship with, if i don't go into detail abt how the first stories i ever heard abt him were of him getting rejected multiple times by the same girl at his bday party and then the next day he came into work and threatened to unalive himself and that is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg

[january-glooms]

see i feel like my fave part of this saga is how i was just sitting across the atlantic ocean cackling my ass off :)) fdjsklfjsls

but cmon you gotta get to the sappy parts, those are my favorite :]

uh huh says the one who pulled a shocked pikachu face when i told you the joke stopped joking and we went from joking to flirting to serious talk real fast

and besides we still have to deal with the neon coloured nuisance that is job, idek where to start with him tbh

[january-glooms]

I am also awake it's 2am and I'm gaming so lol keep me entertained but jesus that's wild💀 Tell me the rest when you're more alive and uh hello rey

niceee have fun and keep an eye out bc either i finish this story tonight or rey takes over and chaos ensues

[january-glooms]

i said it was your canon event? i don't even remember that...but also cmonnnnn tell us mooooooooooreeeeeeee

yes, yes you did...

sighhh fineeeeeeeeee

ok lets see, after he gave me his old phone raaf left for a 2 week vacation and we actually started texting each other alot more bc of that. him to check on me and my mental state, bc clearly i am well known for my stellar mental stability. and i bc well on the first day of his trip he told me that he was not doing well bc roni had officially friendzoned him...a fact that i was unaware of at the time, which is important bc if you've paid attention to the start of this where i mentioned everyone involved. you should've noticed that one person hasnt been mentioned yet, well my dearest friends he has arrived. job, the final player of the game...

so job is another hardware store child that roni collected and started hanging out with alot as soon as raaf left for vacation :)

[january-glooms]

and you leave them at the part where your phone goes missing? are you just not gonna talk about the chaos that ensued after? no mention of the hardware store showdown, no list, the epic cans of worms?? boooooooooriiiiiiiing

ririiiiiii 😭😭😭 listen my brain is fried, you try condensing 7 months of life into a short story after coming home from a concert

but yes, my phone got stolen and i proceeded to stress clean the restaurant as raaf and my manager called the police and filed a report for me. then after that we went to his house bc he said hed give me his old phone until i could get a new one or they find the stolen one. this, as rey so eloquently put, was our canon event